He didn't have a lighter, so he asked Rob if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said Rod, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.
Rod asks the genie, "Since I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'" the genie replies.
Rod asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
Rod tells Rob, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing!"
"Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
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