Sunday, December 6, 2009

Jay & The Oars

Looking through old NSE e-mails I realised we have a ton of humour in there. Some of it is even pretty good. Here's one to get us started.

Jay is out in his canoe when suddenly a passing speed boat raises huge waves and his paddles fall overboard! Jay is stranded out in the middle of the lake! After about two hours, he sees a row boat going by with a man and two women in it! Jay yells, "Hey buddy, can I borrow one of your oars?" The other man yells back, "They're not whores ... they're my sisters!"